Dr. Finger has only given me the best service. His hands on methods have had spectacular results. I can only say that the methods he uses are unsurpassed. He has his hands around the competition.

Such good finger food here. Dr. Hawkston Buttfinger cooks a meal for his patients at every visit. When I swallowed my teeth, he not only found them in my colon, retrieved them with one hand, and reset them to my gums, he fried up some turkey liver to perfection, which was soft enough to roll around between my sore teeth and cheek-fulls of aged saliva to break it down before swallowing it. Just the yummest